The Shank Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Patterson's stadium. Only over Patterson.
- Patterson will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patterson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.