The Upright Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Patterson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
74%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Patterson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.