The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Patterson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Patterson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.