The Snap Count Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Patterson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Patterson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patterson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.