The Snap Count Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Patterson. Patterson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Patterson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patterson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.