The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Patterson's stadium. Only over Patterson.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patterson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.