The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Patterson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
92%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patterson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.