The Late Scratch Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Patterson's stadium. Only over Patterson.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Patterson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.