The Snap Count Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Patterson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Patterson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.