The Mystery Tweak Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Patterson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patterson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.