The Late Scratch Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Patterson. Patterson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Patterson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Patterson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.