The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Patterson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Patterson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.