The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Patterson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patterson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.