The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Patterson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Patterson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Patterson, Patterson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.