The Snap Count Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Patterson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Patterson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.