The Wide Left Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Patterson. Patterson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Patterson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Patterson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.