The Wind Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Patterson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patterson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.