The Snap Count Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Patterson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Patterson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Patterson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.