The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Patterson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Patterson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.