The Mystery Tweak Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Patterson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Patterson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Patterson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.