The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Patterson. Patterson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Patterson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Patterson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.