The Wide Left Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Patterson's stadium. Only over Patterson.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Patterson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Patterson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.