The Snap Count Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Patterson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Patterson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patterson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.