The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.