The Phantom Holding Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.