The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.