The Phantom Flag Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Flournoy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.