The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flournoy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.