The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Flournoy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.