The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.
- Flournoy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.