The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.