The Butter-Finger Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.