The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Flournoy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.