The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.