The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Flournoy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flournoy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.