The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Flournoy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Flournoy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.