The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Flournoy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.