The Phantom Holding Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flournoy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.