The Dropped Pass Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Flournoy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Flournoy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.