The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Flournoy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.