The Butter-Finger Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.