The Phantom Holding Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Flournoy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.