The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Flournoy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.