The Butter-Finger Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.