The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Flournoy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.