The Butter-Finger Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- The QB looks at Flournoy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flournoy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.