The Phantom Holding Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.