The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.