The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Flournoy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.