The Phantom Holding Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.